Future Pigeon

I saw this grotesque, deformed excuse for a pigeon today and it started me thinking how the future of pigeon kind would evolve or rather devolve. Surely their demise will affect humanity. They would, i expect, become a flightless rodent much like the rat, only more bold and less inhibited. They would be reduced to scrambling around our detritus, much like they do today only without the back up of natures little ejector seat. Their loss of flight would surely mean they would cease to be the 'jolly' little fellas that used to inhabit Trafalgar square. Imagine getting your picture taken with THAT monstrosity. No doubt they would be hunted by vermin extinguishers, perhaps they would find their way into many more currys and 'prawn' balls. And, you know what? Bloody good riddance to them. They're always pecking at my lawn looking for non existent bird seed. Just because the ever popular and future ruler of the bird kingdom; the blue tit has the dexterity to navigate my bird feeder above them. But We should, i think spare a thought for the dinosaur of all pastimes. 'The pigeon fancier'

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